If I had a dirt road in my room I could ride my new red bicycle indoors
If I had a dirt road in my room I could finally have a place to store my rock collection without anyone knowing my addiction
If I had a dirt road in my room I could pretend I'm on a dirt road outside
If I had a dirt road in my room I could play tic tac toe with my fingers and get sand under my fingernails which I'd enjoy picking out for hours
If I had a dirt road in my room I could have a mudslide party with mudshakes
If I had a dirt road in my room I could build mini sandcastles without having them crushed by jealous strangers
If I had a dirt road in my room I could roll my new sneakers through it many times so that they wouldn't look so new anymore
If I had a dirt road I could grow a cactus to make the road look pretty
If I had a dirt road I could make a sand storm like Bill Nye the science guy
If I had a dirt road in my room I could wear shoes without my mom yelling at me
If I had a dirt road in my room id be the happiest person alive